ectolime:

bodtcrack:

if youre not emotionally ready to go back to school everyday clap your hands 

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wizcoylifa:

dear coca cola company,

i drank some of your POWERADE drink and im still weak as fuck when will the power begin to kick in? please reply soon, i just sent a mass text to my entire school saying i would beat up the football team this friday


as-a-matter-of-fart:

not-pizza:

It hurts even from here

I would fucking murder that person


When people cut you in the lunch line because they see a friend.




pajameys:

I googled cramps on side of foot and google suggested I cut off my toe


jamehcook:

grapes with seeds can go to hell


bewilden:

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how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

bewilden:

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how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die


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